I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I lost the right to judge tonight
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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