i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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