Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
