with your own penis?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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