so explain again why im purple
no
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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