She said her name was "party"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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