we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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