i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
