I need help removing her.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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