Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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