Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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