Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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