Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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