Kiss
Puke
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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