My nipple is on Facebook.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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