Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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