Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
In America we eat man semen.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
