yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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