so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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