My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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