I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Bring me that man meat
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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