I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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