So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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