Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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