You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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