i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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