listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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