Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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