My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
