can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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