when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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