Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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