Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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