Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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