Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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