i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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