just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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