I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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