Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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