Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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