There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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