I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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