everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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