NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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