try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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