he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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