I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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