Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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