I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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