why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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