I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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