butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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