i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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