i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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