id be glad to
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
