ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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