i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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