try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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